I was wearing a mullet before MacGyver, before Joe Dirt, and will be wearing a mullet with the angels. My mullet brings enjoyment to everyone who sees it. Children beg their moms to let them have a mullet like mine. My mullet forces me to obey the law because it is so easily identifiable. In 2020, I introduced the American flag into the cut. We have now taken it to another level by having old glory permanently inked on the left side. The right side can be changed for the occasion including weddings, holidays, and the standard Roger The Great (RTG) Ready To Go. The addition of the tattoo brings serious style to my mullet. I am a two time winner of Mullet Madness at Sturgis and I'm hoping a USA Mullet Championship will prove me to be the undisputed mullet king.