There I was crushing beers at work and my sister calls me up saying I should grow a mullet. So I found a shiny piece of steel and let the imagination do the work. It was decided I was gonna grow a mullet. Let er buck like a stud for a year, had long hippie hair. Got her trimmed down. That's when I made the transformation from a regular stud to a genuine Tennessee stud. Next thing ya know grandma and I are crushing beers and her neighbors invite us over. We say hell ya brother. Take off over there and my grandmother sold my ass like her pimp self. Old superstar here won me over the love of my life, we are both hooked. Gonna be a dad and I can promise you our child will have lovely locks