These curly locks have always wanted to be free, but until an interdimensional encounter with the otherworldly Mullet spirits, their true power lay dormant. Called into being during a time of mid life crisis, this mullet is a beacon of light to all the short hair, cubicle bound, khaki pants themed family photo session on the beach, early 40s short hairs that also feel the call of the Mullet, but haven't been emoldened to act. I give unto them, and unto the rest of the WORLD;

PARTY IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK.