As a young wee boy growing up in the 80s rocking my rat tail, Nike pumps and one of those shirts that if you blew on it the shirt would turn colors, I knew one day when I grew up I wanted to turn that rat tail into a glorious mullet. My mullet dreams I thought were squashed as I entered the corporates world post college as a young Engineer where a buttoned up business casual look with pocket protectors and protractors were the norm. During my time working for home for about 15 months I went on a vision quest to find my true inner self through my minds eye and came to the realization that I needed to break down these corporates walls and live my dream. Once return to the office happened I returned and demanded follicle respect rocking my mullet to all my leadership engineering reviews and meetings. Because of my mullet supremacy I have ascended since then to even a more powerful form traveling across the USA spreading my engineering and mullet love.