If you're going to rock a Mullet in 2023 you gotta own it. I've been owning it for 40 years!

There is nothing I like more than to walk into a room and have someone say "Dude, best Mullet ever!"

I have been training my entire life for this moment and your vote is greatly appreciated!

Huge shout out to Halley Danger for doing my hair for the past 20 years.