I had long hair for a long time. It was hot this summer. I wanted to keep some of my epic length but cool it off up top. I play pedal steel guitar in a country band so there was an obvious hairstyle choice. My sister asked, "How long are you going to keep that thing?" I said, "As long as it takes." She said, "What does that even mean?!" I replied, "We'll see when we get there." We aren't there yet and I see a loooong road ahead.