I am a licensed barber in the Bluegrass State. My 'Midlife Mullet' serves as a Roundhouse Kick to Midlife Crisis' jaw. If anyone out there is going through a difficult Midlife Crisis:
Don't turn to abuse drugs &/or alcohol.
Don't go into debt by buying an expensive sports car, boat or motorcycle you can't afford.
Don't wreck your marriage/family with sleazy prostitutes...
..."Just Grow A Mullet!"