Mann, one day I just woke up and decided I wanted to have a badass mullet. Two years later, here I am, rocking this iconic hairstyle that's become more than just hair—it's a statement. People everywhere say I have the best mullet on this side of the Mississippi, and you know what? I believe them. But I've always been one to push boundaries, to challenge the status quo. Now, I'm setting my sights on an even bigger goal, conquering both sides. It's not just about the hair anymore; This journey isn't just follicles, its about breaking free from the mundane, and embracing the redneck in me that flows as freely as the great river itself. So, watch out, world, because my mullet and I are on a mission to make waves, one audacious cut at a time.