In the times of the pandemic, in a city of Salt with a big Lake, the Asian Persuasion began to make itself known; Its mullet mother from China and father from Scotland.
Without the talent of my amazing hair lobotomist Victoria Scissorhands, my hair began to show its true style. Flowy locks began to descend in the back while I still maintained business in the front for my most clutch Zoom meetings.
As the world reopened and social times began anew, people's reactions ranged from throwing up rock hands to "shocked face". Some hailed me as a style icon, while others couldn't help but chuckle. Amidst the funny comments and puzzled stares, I embraced my mullet with pride. It was more than a hairstyle; it was fearless self-expression and, more importantly, a lifestyle.
Alas! The journey of the Asian Persuasion continues, with each month adding new tales of wavy tresses and hilarious misadventures.