Amadeus & I first came together in 2019 for Burning Man. Since then, we have only grown stronger, longer, and sexier. We loved Burning Man and have been twice since then, as well as attended other music festivals where Amadeus can hang freely. We haven't been without our struggles. From not knowing what to do with long strands of Amadeus in the shower, to him getting caught up in my back roller when I work the neck. The amount of shtick and condescending remarks we've suffered at the hands of our family members, and other classless members of our society, has taken a real toll on both of us. But we've stuck through it, through thick and thin, because of how badly we know we deserve to become the US National Mullet Champion.

There are a lot of issues in the world, but none greater than the fight for justice and inclusion for all mullets, worldwide. When we become the Mullet Champion, we will spread our mulleted message of peace and inclusion all over the world. We will single-handedly stop the war in the Ukraine and all war world-wide. One look at Amadeus and each warring faction will immediately know that, it's not time for war, it's time to party.