The Mullet is a lifestyle, and this origin story goes deep. During the early times of the Great Pandemic a rat tail was born from a joke. A journey of personal growth lead to a NFG attitude. Add that to existing but mild attention seeking behaviour, mostly looking for some shock and awe, this lead to a 100% commitment to business on top and party in the back. I took a deeper dive into the world of short top- long backs, and I was played like a smallie with a solid top-water popper, HOOK-LINE and SINKER.
Within a few months of growing out my hair, my fridge was filled with Busch Lite, my Spotify playlist filled with country music, shotgun shells rolled freely under the seats of my truck, google ads for camouflage, boots and reptile skin belts filled my inbox.
My hair grows quick, so while the party in the back gets longer, the top is an ever changing spectacle. Yes, it's a mullet, but you got hatfished, didn't ya?

Good luck to all online entrants and Keep on, keeping on.