Once upon a time... John Cameron Mitchell as Joe in last year's Joe Vs. Carole inspired me to grow a mullet. Now I get honked at whenever I'm nearby roadsides. I'm aiming for 10 solid inches in length then I plan to donate The Fluffy to Wigs For Kids. I plan on giving them the $500 prize money with the mullet itself but I'll be keeping the bragging rights with me. The end.