Presenting to you The Rensselaer MudFlap!
Ready to Party in the Front, Business in the Back! Why did I grow a mullet? Because life's too short for a single hairstyle! In the front, Frank means business – the corporate conqueror. But in the back, it's a wild party animal waiting to break free!

Birds mistook it for a nest, and squirrels tried to stash acorns in it, but nothing stopped me from this mullet quest.