I was impressed by my close friend Ed’s mullet, so he decided to cut my mullet in. I play disc golf, and one round someone yelled “Terry!” Toward me, not sure why, but from then on, my mullet was always know as Terry. About four years later, he’s known all over town. When I wear him him back in a ponytail people always freak out thinking I’d cut him off. When I’m down in the dumps, I enjoy an afternoon people watching at the local Walmart. With this mullet, I get all kinds of compliments. Now, my mullet Terry is know as the Walmart Wolverine.