When the COVID-19 pandemic sent me home from college, I knew change was in the air. By the time my barbershop was back open (the only one in our small town of "Newbie"), my hair had grown considerably. It was about the same time that a Morgan Wallen post came across my Instagram feed. His long hair didn't just start a revival in country music—it started a revival in me. I saved the image and took it to my barber. He initially resisted my request, but I had him cut it up anyway. When he turned me around in the chair, I looked at my first baby mullet in the mirror and asked what he thought. “I think it’s awful, but it’s a mullet." Two years and four perms later (he still refuses to do this part, so Alice handles it), he admits that I'm doing it right. Thanks, Mark!