Walker is a soccer fanatic, and with his team heading into the Washington State Cup tournament, he wanted to find a way to show his undying passion for the sport while striking fear into his opponents. After a serious discussion with his barber on the eve of the tournament, it was decided that a mullet was the only true way to accomplish both of these goals. In just under an hour, the transformation was complete, and the animal was let out of the cage. The other teams didn't know what hit 'em! Walker's team cruised to the state championship, his menacing mane playing a crucial role in their march to victory.

Fast forward one year, and his mullet's reign of terror is still going strong, becoming exponentially more glorious and ten times more ferocious. Known locally as the "Seattle Paddle," the rules had to be rewritten to level the playing field. Walker's mullet is assessed an automatic yellow card before each match, a small price to pay to wield so much power.

Now Walker has his sites set on a new crown that will cement his legacy for years to come. The Mullet Champ is his destiny, and the Seattle Paddle will not be denied.