My name is Stephen. I’m 8 years old. I first wanted a mullet because my dad has one. He’s always listening to 80s music and dressing like it too. I asked them for a perm because I like the curls but my mom didn’t want to let me. Dad and I talked her into it. My dad showed me this guy from the 80s named the Egyptian lover. It looks kinda like his lol. My uncle tav always calls me “dirts” for Joe dirt. So I decided to call it the dirts.