Mullets have been around forever. My first haircut was a mullet, and has been ever since. Everyone always calls me Joe dirt sometimes I get mistaken as a girl, but that’s OK. I just tell them I know I have beautiful hair don’t be mad. I love rock ‘n’ roll playing in the dirt and flirting with all the girls. I’ve been working with my mom over the summer, and I’ve made all kinds of new friends.