Why waste your time on nickels, when you can feast your eyes on this perfect dime! 8 years with the winds of Oklahoma sweeping over the plains, raised on sweat, tears, Xbox, and Mountain Dew have lead to this moment for this gentleman to introduce to you “The Bro of Flow”- a rocking mixture of party, business, Fortnite, and a splash of sweet, sweet freedom! If you call yourself an American, then there is no other choice than this champion of life. Many will face the struggle of voting for lesser specimens for reasons that one can only describe as “poor judgement”. But not you. Sleep well, orator of truth and justice. When the sun sets on your time here, the Valkyries shall summon you home.

This lions mane is preserved by Artist Clayton Ashley of Blended Barber Company in Coweta, Oklahoma.