My parents do CrossFit and we were watching the CrossFit Games on TV. I saw Justin Medeiros and his glorious mullet when he won Fittest on Earth. I wanted to grow my mullet because it would give me strength like him. My mom likes my mullet because she can easily find me when I'm in the pool with my water polo cap on. My dad likes my mullet because he is proud that I made the decision to maintain it and stick with it for a long period of time. With great mullets come great responsibility.