I've had my mullet for 3 years. I'm gonna rock this monster flow for the rest of my life. I wanna be the first champion in all divisions. This Merican Lavafall has won "Mullet of the month" several times on the Facebook page, "Mullets of America". I have a speech impediment, which lead me to starting the "My Mullet Speaks For Itself" slogan. I live the mullet lifestyle and I let my mullet do all the talking. And it's LOUD. Vote for Mr. Merica for your next mullet champion.