Introducing Jaxon Mason “The All ‘Merican”
I’ve been growing this “All ‘Merican” mullet since 2021 with no signs of slowing down! I’m an 8th grader in Burleson, Texas and my mullet and I have a lot of interests, like Boy Scouts, archery, football, discus, wrestling, horseback riding, rifling, camping, and riding bikes. My mullet comes in handy when I’m wrestling, I use it to cover my opponent’s eyes, so they never see the pin coming! It’s my secret weapon. I also play the trumpet and the ukulele. When I start playing, my mullet swings along to the beat. We make a great team! I love to support the military and am proud to be an American! After graduation, my mullet and I plan to join the Navy. I’m an All-American Boy with an “All ‘Merican” mullet! A vote for my mullet and me is a vote for America!