Ever since I was a toddler, my mother said that I could have whatever hairdo I wanted, much to the consternation of my father. Then one day I decided I wanted a mullet. This was the first time my mother had Ever objected to my haircut choice. Dad was all for it, saying "you told the boy he could have whatever he wanted!!!" I got my mullet on March 6 of 2022 and have not changed my style since.