River has been growing his mullet for almost 2 years and believes it is the coolest haircut anyone could have. It is easy to take care of and also keeps the hot Texas sun off the back of his neck. His mullet is the envy of all of his friends and he gets complimented on it wherever he goes. Born and raised deep in the heart of Texas, he decided to show his state pride with a Texas flag cut into the side of his glorious mullet.