Well, let me tell you 'bout that there mullet, friend. Your boy was born into a family full of rednecks, and he was blessed with a head full of curly blonde hair. We knew right away that he was gonna be a wild one, he hates shoes and most rules and that hair just seemed to fit his personality perfectly. As he grew up, that mullet just kept getting longer and wilder, and we all loved it. He's become a bit of a legend in our town, known as the little boy with the big hair. We even started calling him "Mullet Man." I tell ya, that boy's gonna be a star someday, and that mullet will be his trademark.
Mullet Man enjoys riding his scooter, spending time with mama and eatin.