Does the child define the mullet or does the mullet define the child? It is a question we have wrestled with for 3.5 years. As Henry’s mullet has grown ever more glorious, the perfection of his natural highlights have only become more pronounced. His personality continues to grow into the mullet, which is no mean feat - his mullet is the envy of the entire neighborhood. Grown men cry at his passage, and women throw themselves in his path. Raindrops don’t fall on him, for fear of ruining his perfectly coiffed locks. Supplicants leave gifts at our door of hair ties and styling gel, just hoping to contribute to the legend that is Henry’s mullet. From the back, everyone thinks he is the life of the party while from the front they know he means business. We strive to share the greatness that is Henry’s mullet, as the world deserves to know and thankfully, we have found this pulpit from which to spread his mullet’s legacy.