Chason Sachs – Fully Committed

Wellsville MO

My mullet started when I wasn't able to get a haircut during the great 2020 covid quarantine. When I was finally able to get it cut I knew I wanted a mullet like my favorite St. Louis Cardinal Harrison Bader (who got traded to the Yankees and had to cut his mullet ) Anyways I had a nice little mullet and a fresh perm but my mom didn't get my photos submitted before the 2021 contest closed. Of course I was disappointed in her, but that didn't stop me. I made it to the Top 100 in 2022. After that my Dad started trying to bribe me to cut it (he's just jealous he hasn't been this cool since 1992) my friends are constantly cutting off their mullets and then start all over again. Their lack of dedication doesn't phase me! Grown men compliment me in the grocery store, college dudes ask to get pics with me and of course the ladies love it! Every once in a while some old man or woman will get confused and say I sure am a pretty little girl but even that won't stop me. I'm fully committed to the mullet lifestyle and 2023 is going to be my year!