Short story: My dad wasn’t thrilled with my 1st haircut, but he was glad my mom wouldn’t be able to twist it into a man bun anymore! He suggested I grow a mullet and she jumped right onboard, with monthly visits to my favorite stylist to cleanup the sides and trim the top(momma ain’t never let her trim the back) I really like Morgan Wallen, with my favorite song being “Up Down”, which is kinda like my mullet, up on top, and down in back! #wallenit