I was always a “high and tight” hair guy, but I started growing it out during Covid and now I love my “mulley.”

Last year, I saw a news story and a boy from Wisconsin won the mullet championship. He was around my age and I was inspired to perfect my luscious locks into the “Hairy Potter.”

If I was lucky enough to win, I would donate some to charity, my local community theatre and save some for me.