Not long ago in the hills of Central Wyoming, their was an event. It was a birth to a child. Not to just any child. This child wasn't quite human and wasn't quite God. With a mixture of rock and roll and heavy metal music flowing through his veins, with the voices of Ronnie Van Zant and Phil Anselmo repeating in his head. Sculpted such a creature that not anyone person could describe. Through the years with his acute senses for 70's muscle cars, 25 year old women and amazing music, comes to you this being. A being so great, so unique that he yields such a magnificent mullet that only one could call him Calvin Lytle of Craig,Co!