Swayze Special

Ain’t nothin’ natural about this showstopper. Three years of hard work went into perfecting my proprietary blend of fruit snacks, Frosty's, and freedom; forming what is known today as the Swayze Special. I am an original. I’m a hat sideways person. A slide walker. A risk taker. A mud maker.

Some kids think it’s risky sliding down the tall slides, I walk right up them. Some kids hang on for dear life when the merry-go-round hits top speed. Ha! That's when I jump OFF! I surf in the bathtub, put on clean clothes just to jump in puddles, and I throw rocks in the creek to make the biggest splash. I don’t care if I get muddy.

Hat on sideways, mud tossin’, young bossin’, mullet man (boy for now) on a mission of chaos.

My mullet parties hard in the back, stares you down in front, and my sides are clean and easy. All the others can contest, but the Swayze Special is the best! That’s hard core. That’s what I’m for, the boy you adore.