Picture this. A hot summer's day, a slow, dry breeze, REO Speedwagon playing quietly in the background amidst the normal noises of the pool in the backyard. Archer strolls to the water with one thought on his mind, "Have you seen this mullet?" The Redneck Mamba is curled and ready to strike to put majesty and awe into anyone near...

Archer is 4 years old, with his mullet growing since age 2. Only being slightly trimmed once or twice to keep it even, it's never been touched. He loved riding his bike and catching bugs and running his remote controlled RC crawler. He gets love and attention for the mullet almost every time we take him out, especially at the local demolition derby.