Before I grew my awesome mullet, I had a normal boring haircut. About a year ago, I was wrestling a kid in a wrestling match. He had a great mullet. I was just about to pin the kid when all of a sudden his mullet growled at me and gave him some kind of super power strength. He flipped me over and pinned me. That inspired me to grow this great mullet. Since growing it, I’ve been able to pin a bear, a wolverine, and the gator that I’m pictured with. My mullet gives me super strength as well as the coolest looking mullet around.