Truth be told, it’s hard keepin up with barely older twin sisters. They’ve pretty much stolen the limelight everywhere we go. It’s always “oh girls” this and “oh how cute” that. I’m sick of it y’all… but none of that matters now because they ain’t got nothin on this God given, glorious mullet I’ve been blessed with. It is what it is and I won’t apologize. Much like this golden beast, it’s my time to shine.