Hello, honey, my mullet's name is The Excelsior. It is a life force. It flows like a flame. It's curly like crashing waves cascading down my back. It is grey like an elephant. It's bouncy like a pogo stick. If it had a theme song it would be Sirius by the Alan Parsons Project. If I win, all proceeds will go to Farmer Angel Network which builds strong rural communities that support agriculture by providing education, resources, and fellowship with a focus on mental health.